November 2025 Calendar: Thanksgiving, Veterans Day...and What Else?

2025's November Calendar: More Like a Reason to Drink Early

November, huh? Another year spiraling down the drain. And what do we get? A jammed-packed calendar of… stuff. Seriously? This is news?

The "Holidays" and the Hype Machine

Okay, so we got Veterans Day. Fine. Respect to those who served. Then comes Thanksgiving, that monument to overeating and awkward family conversations. And offcourse, the Macy's parade, which I'm sure will be as mind-numbingly boring as ever. Though, gotta admit, seeing those giant balloons kinda brings back a sliver of childhood… nah, who am I kidding? It's still just advertising on a massive scale.

And don't even get me started on the "fun national days." National Sandwich Day? National Love Your Red Hair Day? Give me a break. Who comes up with this garbage? Are we that desperate for something to celebrate that we need to invent holidays for sandwiches? It's pathetic.

Celestial Events and Religious Obligations (Yawn)

Oh, and we can't forget the celestial events. A Super Moon/Beaver Moon. Sounds like something out of a bad sci-fi movie. And meteor showers? Cool, I guess, if you're into freezing your butt off in the middle of the night to see a few streaks across the sky. I'll pass.

Then there's the religious stuff. Samhain, All Saints’ Day, All Souls’ Day… Look, I respect people's beliefs, but do we really need a laundry list of every religious holiday happening in November? I mean, who's actually keeping track of all this? And does it really matter to anyone outside of those specific religions? I'm honestly asking.

The Real November: A Descent into Darkness

But let's be real. November isn't about holidays and meteor showers. It's about the creeping darkness, the dying leaves, and the general sense of impending doom that comes with the end of the year. It's the month when you realize all those grand plans you had for the year are never going to happen. It's the month when you start thinking about taxes.

And Daylight Saving Time ending? Don't even get me started. Who decided that messing with our sleep schedules was a good idea? It throws everything off for, what, a few extra hours of sunlight in the summer? Worth it? I don't think so.

So, What's the Point?

Honestly, who cares? It's November. Another month, another pile of manufactured celebrations and meaningless events. Just another reminder that time is marching on, and we're all getting older. And I'm pretty sure most of us will be too busy fighting crowds at the mall to notice any of it anyway. The whole thing is just… depressing.